We’re back with another fun-filled and refreshingly ridiculous episode of Thirsty Thursday! This week, Jade Crider (your Branding Bestie), Briar Swigert from Simple Signs & Print, and Kirby Hasseman take on another mystery drink—served in a sleek new piece of branded drinkware that we’re excited to talk about.
The Drinkware: Quenching in Style
This week, we raised our glasses (literally) to the 40 oz Quencher Collection from our friends at Glass America. You can check it out here:
40 oz Quencher Collection
Let’s just say… we were impressed.
This thing is sturdy. It’s the kind of cup that makes a statement on your desk, in your car, or at your next event. It’s insulated, stylish, and keeps your drink cold—plus it comes with a reusable straw that always works. That’s where the title of this episode comes in: How Often Do Straws Work? (You’ll have to watch the video to fully appreciate that inside joke.)
In terms of branding, the Quencher is a strong choice. With its large imprint area and trendy design, it’s the kind of merch your customers will actually use—and say thank you for. Whether you’re creating a premium gift or elevating your event swag, this is a piece that adds real value. Again…learn more or order for your next event here.
The Mystery Drink: St Julian Grape Punch
This week’s mystery drink was the St Julian Grape Punch, and let us tell you… it packs a punch.
Find it here:
St Julian Grape Punch
With a rich, bold grape flavor and an impressive 20% alcohol content, this is one of those “sneaks up on you” beverages. It tastes like nostalgia in a glass—think grown-up grape juice with a serious kick. And the entire crew was in agreement: this one’s a hit.
Jade, Briar, and Kirby all gave this drink a solid thumbs-up. Just a heads-up… this is not a “sip all day” kind of drink unless you want your Thursday to turn into a very early Friday. Respect the punch!
Bonus Clip Alert
Make sure to stick around to the very end of this week’s episode—there’s a bonus clip that gives you a behind-the-scenes laugh you won’t want to miss. We always try to bring you the real, unscripted fun of marketing, branded merch, and of course—taste-testing new concoctions. This week delivers on all fronts.
Why It Matters (Yes, Even This)
At first glance, Thirsty Thursday might just seem like a silly, lighthearted video series—and it is. But at its core, it’s about testing branded merch in real-life situations. We’re not just reading product descriptions or flipping through catalogs. We’re holding it, using it, and yes… drinking from it.
That gives us (and you) valuable insight into what’s actually going to make an impact for your customers. Because when it comes to branded merchandise, practicality meets personality. And when you can create something memorable and useful, you win.
Want to Explore More Drinkware?
If you’re enjoying the drinkware featured on Thirsty Thursday, we’ve got a full collection of favorites waiting for you in our Thirsty Thursday shop. You can browse the full lineup here:
Thirsty Thursday Branded Drinkware Shop
Whether you’re building kits, creating gifts, or just want to make sure your brand ends up on someone’s desk instead of in the trash—drinkware is always a great place to start.
Final Thoughts
This week’s Thirsty Thursday had it all: a show-stopping piece of drinkware, a deliciously deceptive beverage, and plenty of laughs to go around. As always, thanks for coming along for the ride. We hope it inspires you to think differently about the power of branded merch—and have a little fun in the process.
Stay tuned for next week’s episode and remember: Marketing should be fun. And maybe a little boozy too.
Let us know what drinkware (or mystery drink!) you want us to try next. Cheers!
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