Thirsty Thursday: It’s a Health Drink!

It’s time for another round of Thirsty Thursday with Jade Crider (your Branding Bestie), Briar Swigert from Simple Signs & Print, and Kirby Hasseman! If you’ve been following along, you know the rules by now: we take a piece of branded drinkware, pour in a mystery drink, and give you our honest—and usually hilarious—reactions.

This week’s episode brought great drinkware, a surprising beverage, and a lot of fruity flavor guesses.


The Drinkware: Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler

This week, we featured the Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler from our friends at PCNA.

Check it out here.

This tumbler is the perfect combination of style, function, and value. Made from recycled materials, it’s an eco-friendly option that doesn’t compromise on quality. With its sleek design, comfortable feel, and excellent price point, it’s the kind of drinkware that’s ideal for giveaways, employee appreciation gifts, or even stocking your breakroom.

We especially loved:

  • The sustainable, recycled construction

  • The comfortable 16oz size—perfect for coffee, water, or a mystery drink!

  • The value: this is a budget-friendly product that still feels premium

When you’re looking for a practical piece of branded merch that people will use every day, this one checks all the boxes.


The Mystery Drink: Cider Boys Melon Mojito

Now, onto the fun part. The drink inside the tumbler was the Cider Boys Melon Mojito.

See it here.

When we first took a sip, the initial reactions were mostly positive. It’s light, refreshing, and fruity with just the right amount of sweetness. But the real entertainment started when we began guessing the flavors.

Briar and Jade started throwing out so many fruit guesses that Kirby finally joked, “This must be a health drink!” From melon to citrus to mint, the conversation turned into a full-on fruit salad of speculation.

When the big reveal came—Cider Boys Melon Mojito—we all had to laugh. It made sense. The subtle blend of melon and mint gave it a unique profile that felt tropical, fun, and perfect for summer.

And the verdict? A solid thumbs up from all three of us.


Why We Love Doing This

Beyond the laughs and taste tests, Thirsty Thursday is about something bigger: showing how branded drinkware can make an impact. When you hand someone a product like the Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler, you’re not just giving them a cup—you’re giving them a piece of your brand that they’ll see and use over and over again.

This tumbler is a perfect example of what we love about great merch:

  • It’s practical and has a purpose

  • It’s affordable but doesn’t feel “cheap”

  • It’s an eco-friendly option that aligns with modern values

Pair that with a fun episode featuring a tasty drink, and you’ve got a recipe for another classic Thirsty Thursday.


Want to Get This Tumbler for Your Brand?

If you want your customers or team members to enjoy a branded product they’ll actually use, the Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler is a fantastic option. With its eco-friendly appeal and everyday practicality, it’s the kind of item that turns a one-time giveaway into long-term brand impressions.

Check it out here: Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler


Final Thoughts

This week’s Thirsty Thursday brought us:

  • A drinkware piece that delivers real value

  • A mystery drink that kept us guessing (and laughing)

  • Another reason to love branded merchandise that’s both useful and fun

The Grande 16oz Recycled Tumbler got a big thumbs up from the crew, and the Cider Boys Melon Mojito was a hit too. If you haven’t watched the episode yet, make sure you do—you’ll see all the fruity flavor guesses and plenty of laughs.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Thirsty Thursday, where we’ll bring more drinkware, more mystery drinks, and more fun. Until then, grab your tumbler, pour yourself a drink, and keep delivering marketing joy!

And as always, if you need help with branded merch, merch strategy, or creative ideas to grow your brand or your team, let’s talk.  We’d love to help you. Get your TARGET Hiring Playbook here for free!

Written by: Kirby Hasseman

Kirby Hasseman is the CEO of Hasseman Marketing & Communications. Kirby hosts a weekly Web show called Delivering Marketing Joy where he interviews business leaders from around the country. Kirby has published four books. His most recent is “Fan of Happy.” His book, called "Delivering Marketing Joy" is about doing “promo right” and is perfect for people in the industry and customers. He also wrote “Think Big For Small Business” and “Give Your Way to Success. All are available on Amazon.