It’s time for another round of Thirsty Thursday—our favorite excuse to sip, laugh, and test out a great piece of branded drinkware (all in the name of marketing research, of course).
This week, Jade Crider (your Branding Bestie), Briar Swigert from Simple Signs & Print, and Kirby Hasseman gather around the table again to take on a fall-inspired drink and a new branded favorite.
Let’s dive into this week’s mix of cozy flavors, sustainable design, and honest opinions.
The Drink: Apple Spice Donut Wine
The mystery pour this week came straight from St. Julian Winery — their Apple Spice Donut Wine, part of a limited-edition fall series that promises “sweet, spiced, and seasonal” in every sip.
The team’s reactions? Let’s just say it was…mixed.
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Jade kicked things off with a hesitant but fair review: “Not bad.” You could tell she appreciated the seasonal flavor, but it wasn’t going to be her go-to.
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Briar gave it a weak thumbs up — which, if you’ve watched a few episodes, you know means it cleared the bar but didn’t earn a spot in his personal fridge.
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Kirby brought it home with perhaps the most accurate description of all: “It tastes… thick.”
In other words, this one’s perfect for fans of sweeter, dessert-style wines that bring a little nostalgia with every sip. Think cider meets donut shop — but with a bit more kick.
The Drinkware: Ball 16 oz. Recycled Aluminum Cup
Now, while the drink sparked some debate, the Ball 16 oz. Recycled Aluminum Cup was a slam dunk.
You can check it out here: Ball 16 oz. Recycled Aluminum Cup – AAkron Line
Everyone on the crew was impressed by this simple yet powerful piece of branded merch. It’s lightweight, durable, and 100% recyclable — a refreshing change from the typical disposable options.
Here’s what made it stand out:
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It feels premium. Despite being a cost-effective option, the cup has a sleek, modern vibe that feels great in hand.
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It’s sustainable. Made from recycled aluminum, it’s a win for eco-conscious brands and events.
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It’s practical. Perfect for concerts, company events, outdoor parties, or even as a giveaway that people actually use.
Jade, Briar, and Kirby all agreed — this one’s a keeper. And with a low minimum order quantity, it’s perfect for companies who want to make an impact without breaking the budget.
If you want to check it out for your next branded event, you can find it (and tons of other great drinkware ideas) in our Thirsty Thursday Shop.
The Verdict
When the final sips were tallied, the Apple Spice Donut Wine might not have taken the crown, but the Ball 16 oz. Recycled Aluminum Cup definitely earned a permanent spot in our merch rotation.
It’s affordable, customizable, and eco-friendly — everything you’d want in branded drinkware.
As Kirby summed it up, “The drink was thick… but the cup was slick.” (Okay, he didn’t say that exactly—but we’re claiming it anyway.)
Why Thirsty Thursday Works
Beyond the laughs and honest reviews, Thirsty Thursday is our reminder that branded merch doesn’t have to be boring. The right piece can be functional, fun, and memorable — just like this show.
Each week, we get to test, touch, and toast to great drinkware options that keep your brand top of mind all year long. Because when your logo ends up in someone’s kitchen cabinet (instead of a junk drawer), that’s a win worth celebrating.
So grab your own favorite cup, pour something seasonal, and catch the full episode of Thirsty Thursday — The Return of Jade “Cider” and the Case of the Apple Spice Donut Wine.
Cheers to great drinks, better merch, and the relentless pursuit of marketing joy.
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